wraio poihmataki :-)

Christos Ricudis ricudis at paiko.gr
Sun Sep 19 20:02:45 EEST 1999


Hello Linux-greek-users!

  On 17 Sep 99, Linux-greek-users wrote to All with subject "wraio poihmataki
:-)":

 L> If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
 L> and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
 L> and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
 L> then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

7 seconds. 

 L> If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
 L> and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
 L> and your data is corrupted 'cause the index
 L> doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's
 L> gonna crash!

7 seconds. 

 L> If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
 L> says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
 L> but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
 L> that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
 L> and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
 L> so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
 L> then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
 L> 'cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

17 seconds. 

 L> When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
 L> and the macrocode instructions cause unnecessary risk,
 L> then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your
 L> ROM.

6 seconds. 

Ti kerdizw? 

--
Christos Ricudis
Prof:    So the American government went to IBM to come up with a data
         encryption standard and they came up with ...
Student: EBCDIC!
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