linux-pia dianomi

[Giorgos Keramidas]

On 2004-11-08 17:11, antony zacharias <s_and_z at hotmail.com> wrote:
> exontas mia dianomi linux apo sinodeftiko dvd enos periodikou gia
> ipologistes mandrake (9.2) den mporo na po oti eimai apolita
> ikanopiimenos giati ipopsiazome oti logo oti einai san prosfora
> malon den einai kai plires ta paketa kai me exei pedepsei poli....
>
> pies dianomes kikloforoun edo stin ellada kai apo pou mporoume na
> agorasoume kai poso....??  apo net kalo tha itan na mou dosete link
> gia na katevaso free plires dianomes(tha tis doso se filo na ta
> katevasei mias kai ego me 56k sindesi ti na katevaso??)
>
> eseis pia kata tin gnomi sas einai i pio olokliromeni kai kaliteri
> dianomi??  redhat,debian, kapia ali.....  tha perimeno apo olous sas
> mia apantisi gia na katalikso

''FLAME WAR! FLAME WAR! RUUUUUUUUUUN FOR YOUR LIVES...''

Mono auta prolabe na fonaksei to mikro hobbit, prin pesei ksepsyxo sto xwma.
Oi xwrikoi, pou etreksan na doun ti egine, mazeythkan gyro apo to swma toy.
Enas geros me makria geniada -- mallon o dryidhs tou xwriou -- anoikse dromo
mesa apo to plh8os ki ekatse dipla apo ton mikroswmo episkepth.

''Polu arga'', psithyrise kathos anashkone to kefali tou hobbit.

Ston kampo dipla apo to xwrio fanhkan na puknwnoun ta synnefa.  Eixan ena
matobammeno arrwstiariko xrwma kai kalupsan grhgora ton hlio.  Mia mourmoura
shkothike pano apo ton kosmo kai tentothike, san na ksupnoyse apo lithargo.
Prin kala kala perasei h prwth ekplhksh, fanhkan sthn allh akrh tou kampou
labara na anemizoun sthn Ostria.  Kokkina me ena mauro kapelo sto kentro,
exaskan san or8anoixth plhgh sth raxokokkalia tou orizonta.  Oi legewnes tou
Redhat etrexan me terastia xlaloh pros to Boria.

Trompetes akousthkan ki apo to Boria.  Salpismata kai agries fwnes apo trolls.
Oi koryfogrammes twn bounwn gemisan me galazies shmaies ki ena bouhto eftase
sto xwrio apo ta podobolhta twn alogwn tou Debian.  Enas leykontymmenos geros
me kokkina, misotrela matia ki ena kranos pou emoiaze me kefali apo terastio
tayro h biswna perasmeno kato apo thn aristerh tou masxalh, odhgouse ta
miliounia tou Debian enantia sthn skoteinia tou maurou kapelou.

Thn idia stigmh, apo ta anatolika fanhkan oi polemikes mhxanes tou Mandrake.
Drakoi ksephdhsan apo ta synnefa, me krayges strigkies kai ftera pou elampan
ston hdh skoteino ourano san na eixan diko tous fws h san na htan xrysia ta
lepia tous.  Ta orks ths Mandrake ebgainan xiliades, ekatommuria apo th gh kai
esernan ksopiso tous katapeltes, skales, toksa megala oso oi elefantes pou ta
trabousan me bhma pou trantaze th gh san na skizotan ta splaxna ths -- pou
ontws fainotan na gennoun orks se apisteytous arithmous.  Ta asteria pou eixan
zografismena stis shmaies kai ta labara tous, anemizan ston Lebante.

Kafnou, o thorybos, pou ksekoufaine kai prokalouse tromo, pou lugize ta gonata
kai esbhne kathe elpida akoma ki apo thn pio antreiwmenh kardia... stamathse!

H hsuxia htan akoma pio ekkwfantikh apo ton thorybo.  To na mporeis na akous
ta fylla na 8roizoun meta apo tetoio xalasmo, fainotan psema.  Mia apo tis
gynaikes tou xoriou esoure ena ourliaxto ki efyge trexontas pros th Dysh.
Den eftase polu makria.  Epese, sernotan sta xwmata ki eklaige alla den
akougotan pia giati oi myriades arxisan na xtypoyn tis aspides tous, ta kranh,
tous polemikous krious me spathia, me dorata kai o axos tou polemou eftase
ksana ws ta ourania.

Apo th Dysh fanhkan tessereis kabalarhdes.  Oi shmaies pou kratousan eixan mia
nyxterida me orthanoixta ftera, pano apo kefali enos diabolou me fidisia
glossa pou estaze aima anamesa apo tous makrious, myteroys toy kynodontes.
Stis aspides tous eixan tessera monogrammata: 'F', 'N', 'O' kai 'D'.

O enas apo autous eixe mia atsalinh triaina, palleykh san to ologiomo feggari,
kai stekotan pelwrios dipla sto mayro tou alogo me panoplia alikh san aima --
o basilias-daimonas tou FreeBSD, pou eixe to apor8hto kastro tou stis aerines
politeies tou ai8era, htan aytos.

O deyteros eixe ena diplo, polemiko trekouri sto ena toy xeri kai ena dixty
sto aristero, prasina kai ta dyo san zafeiria -- prasinh htan ki h foresia
etoutou, giati erxotan apo ta bathi twn wkeanwn, apo to basileio tou NetBSD.

O tritos kratouse ena terastio polemiko sfyri, stolismeno me gkriza ftera apo
kondores.  Mayrh htan h dikh tou panoplia.  Mayrh san ta bathi tou Tartarou,
apo opou eixe erthei -- giati autos htan o basilias tou OpenBSD.

O tetartos eixe ena spathi, pou elampe xrysafenio sthn mounth atmosfaira san
na htan o idios o hlios.  o pio nearos apo olous tous daimonobasiliades tou
BSD emoiaze etoutos, ki htan foberh kai tromerh h matia tou, pagone to aima
stis flebes kai stamatouse thn kardia.  Tetoios htan o daimonas pou eixe to
basilio tou mesa stis idies tis fwties twn hfaisteiwn tou Dragonfly BSD.

Duo geroi fonaksan sxedon taytoxrona ``OI DIABOLOI TOU BSD'' prin tous
prodosei h kardia tous kai pesoun nekroi.

Tote stamathse kathe hxos gia deyterh fora.  Akoma kai ta synnefa, fanhkan na
pagonoun prosorina ston ourano.

Oi tessereis kabalarhdes arxisan na kalpazoun pros tous stratous tou kosmou,
pou arxisan ki autoi me th seira tous na trexoun pros to kentro tou kampou,
dipla sto mikro xwrio.  H gh etreme apo ta podobolhta tous ki o aeras
anthxouse apo tis polemikes krayges.

Kai tote... sth mesh ths pediadias... sugkrousthkan oi straties tou kosmou me
tous daimones-basiliades tou BSD.  Trantaxthke kai seisthke h gh kai gemise me
anar8res krayges o aeras.  Fwties kai metalla sugkrousthkan kai tryphsan,
eliwsan ki ekanan kommatia ta kormia twn an8rwpwn sto mylo tou Polemou.

Ena synnefo pykno apo xnwta ki apo aimata, apo kommena melh kai sakatemena
kormia arxise kai theriepse kai kalupse ta panta.  Sth mesh tou fainotan oi
diaboloi na petsokoboun kai na skotonoun me mania tous anthropous.  Plhsiazan
siga siga pros ton gero basilia tou Debian, otan ksafnika o geros forese thn
perikefalaia tou  kai shkose to aristero tou xeri gia na apokalupsei ena
daxtylidi sto xrwma ths fwtias.  Mesa tou astraftan oi prwtarxikes floges pou
eixan smilepsei tis hpeirous ki eixan skapsei tis 8alasses.  Astrapse kai
bronthkse kai fanhke na feugei apo th 8esh pou htan o geros basilias mia
astraph pou sarwse ton kampo olo.

Oi daimones sastisane kai pagosan gia ligo, tous xtyphse katasth8a h astraph
tou GNU kai treklisan.  Gonatisan exontas zografismenh mia aneipwth ekplhksh
sto blemma alla mazepsan tis teleytaies tous dynameis ki epesan me mania pano
ston basilia tou Debian.  Oi anthropoi prospathisan na tous krathsoun alla
anefela.  Oloi mazi pesan sto gero kai apo thn ormh tou xtyphmatos tous
anoikse h gh kai katapie toso to gero oso kai tous diabolikous polemistes.


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Eyxaristies stous:

	- Manowar, gia thn empneysh.
	- Christo Ricudi, gia ta xalasmena narkotika :P