Pagkosmia Sunomosia!!! (was:Re: Kallhmera filoi mou! Murisate ton kafe?)

[Sakis Garifalopoulos]

From: v13 at priest.com <v13 at priest.com>
Subject: Re: Kallhmera filoi mou! Murisate ton kafe?
Date: Wed, Sep 12, 2001 at 11:58:39AM +0300

> On Tuesday 11 September 2001 22:01, Θαλής Μαντζαβρίδης wrote:
>
> > O idios o Linux ...
> 
> p.s. O Linux einai kanenas makrinos ksaderfos toy Linus ?

*** APOKALIPSI TORA ***

O Linus einai ekeinos o pigkouinos me to xamogelo Colgate pou figourarei fatsa
porta sta cdrom olwn twn distribution.

O Linux de, einai o pragmatikos developer tou Linux kernel, pou htan kapote
sth Finlandia, mexri na ton apagagei o kakos Pigkouinos, na ton balei se ena
skhniko tupou 'big brother', wste na nomizei o Linus oti einai stis USA, oti
douleuei kai kathe mera ftiaxnei ta nea epiteugmata ths Transmeta (ftiaxth
etaiteia bitrina, pou o pigkouinos exei, gia na krubei to gegonos oti einai
drug dealer, pou pernaei paranoma me thn etaireia tou ena kainourio narkotiko
apo thn Kouba, pou legetai 'kernel').

O pigkouinos, auth th stigmh, exei stamathsei pia na ftiaxnei to kernel sthn
Kouba, alla den to exei marturhsei se kanenan oti tou exoun teleiosei oi
promh8eies, afou exei kataferei kai epeise me ton uparxhgo tou (ton Alan Cox,
ena prwhn epaggelmatia dolofono tou Irlandikou IRA), tous allous drug dealers
na tou dinoun entelws dwrean ta prwta ulika gia na ftiaxnei nees beltiomenes
ekdoseis tou 'kernel' tou, oso brisketai kapou sthn Hawaii kai pinei tis
frappedies tou, parea me ton Alan Cox, kai tin Storm (thn idrutria ths allhs
etaireias-bitrinas, ths 'Storm Linux', pou paketarei megales doseis katharou
'kernel', kai ta dianemei dwrean ston kosmo, mesa se koutes apo cdrom, gia na
proshlutisei kainourious 'xrhstes' gia ton pigkouino).

Auta, ginontai tin idia stigmh, pou ejagriomenoi 'xrhstes' tou kernel, epeidh
den tous edose akribos osa thelane, kai tous afhse mia pikrh geush sto stoma
kai antis gia gluka oneira tous epiase sun tois allois *kai* suxnoouria,
misthosane tessereis omades apo Afganous Taliban, tous plhrosane adra, kai
tous balane na riksoun tessera aeroplana se kairia shmeia twn USA, gia na
apodiorganosoun tin astunomia, kai na mhn prosexei kai polu, otan ekatontades
filoi tou Linus pane na ton eleu8erosoun apo to `virtual reality' sto opoio
ton exei aixmalotisei o pigkouinos.

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-- Sakis Garifalopoulos.