The SysAdmin of the UNIX Table

[The Reverant]

Brave bold Sir SysAdmin
Came forth from SCO

He was not afraid to
get the suck - oh brave Sir SysAdmin!

He was not all afraid
to have his LAN penetrated
in many nasty ways

Brave, brave, brave
Brave Sir SysAdmin!

He was not in the least bit scared
to host a DDoS attack;
or to have his desk's StrongARM
crashed by deadly spam!

To have his Cisco's buffers
overflow and his bandwidth
sucked by script kiddies

And have his little Cube hacked
and his sendmail exploited away
Brave Sir SysAdmin!

His fibres all cut out
And his quotas unlimited
His IPs double-leased
And his hostname not resolving
His MX records null
And his syslogd under denial
His Received: headers bouncing about
And his 802.11 AP spitting bandwidth out
His FTP server full of warez
And his SMTP now napstares
Brave brave brave
Brave Sir SysAdmin

-- 
The Reverant
(Dimitris Stasinopoulos)

"Eimaste Mafiozoi.
Mas xtipate, sas xtipame.
Einai i douleia mas."