a Unix Joke

[George Konstantakis]

ayto to esthlan shmera sthn irc-users to vriskw arketa asteio kai
sxetiko me thn lista :-))) kai lew na to doun osoi den to einai sthn
irc-users list tou gr-net .

kalh sas mera
*******************************************************
Here are some of the funny outputs generated by UNIX commands:

$ man sex
No manual entry for sex.

Unix unfortunately is still a virgin.  A poor joke!
Unix guys don't nad to read the manual for sex.  We are experts.

$ telnet to_fuck
Trying to_fuck ...

On Unix YOU can f*@k if you want to.  On any Microsoft platform, THEY are
f*@king you all the time and you won't even know about it.

$ ls -al /PRICK
/PRICK not found

Unix directory structure does not have a prick !
And it was developed by two people who call themselves men.

Yup, Unix directory structure does not have a prick ! Unless you forget
your prick out there and the guys who develop Unix sure didn't forget
their pricks.

$ cat her_bra
cat: cannot open her_bra: No such file or directory

Okay!! Now try ls -l her_bra...
$ ls -l her_bra
her_bra not found.

See? Unix guys are so sexy, girls strip themselves beforehand in
anticipattion.  Some men don't have to try too hard!!

$ sleep with_pros
sleep: bad character in argument

Unix, you know, is an ascetic!

Unix is not an ascetic, but its not plain stupid too.  Unix believes in
SAFE SEX.  That is why you don't have to run around for anti-viruses for
UNIX.

$ strip her_pants
strip: her_pants: cannot open

Not very effective.

$ touch her_tits
"No comments", says Unix.

How can anybody suck tits and make comments all at the same time?

Now, isn't Unix's philosophy great?!

:-))))))))

                    *************************************
                         Name :  George konstantakis
                              Irc Nickname : XC00L
                       e-mail :  xtreme at her.forthnet.gr
                   ***************************************
==================================================================
For help on using this list (linux-greek-users), send a message to
"majordomo at argeas.argos.hol.gr" with one line of text: "help".
For any problem send e-mail to owner-linux-greek-users
==================================================================