Some Jokes on W95

[Constantine Manoussakis]

>             1) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
>             2) Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
>             3) Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
>             4) Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
>             5) Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
>             6) Close your eyes and press escape three times.
>             7) Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
>             8) This will end your Windows session. Play again?
>             9) Windows: 'Mistake! Shall I format your brain?'
>            10) God: "Rebooting the universe, please log out"
>            11) Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
>            12) BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
>            13) COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup and press any key.
>            14) CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)

>            15) File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
>            16) Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
>            17) Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
>            18) Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
>            19) WinErr 547: LPT1 not found... Use backup... PENCIL &
PAPER.
>            20) User Error: Replace user.
>            21) Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "OS/2 found: Remove it? (Y/Y)"
>            22) Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic

I hope that you enjoyed them!!!

Constantine
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Constantine Manoussakis AMIEE
BEng (Hons) MEng
Automatic Control and Systems Engineering
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